You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, ”Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.
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*SQUEALING* OMFG THAT’S ADORABLE
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so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
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| Weather forecast: | 64 degrees with sunshine. |
| English Person: | Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50. |
| WELSH PERSON: | What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth. |
| SCOTTISH PERSON: | WIT THE FUCK IS THAT |
| Texas Person: | Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS. |
| Florida Person: | It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING. |
| Tumblr Person: | Nice day for blogging. |
| California Person: | Oh great, more fog. |
| Spirit World: | Haha. |
| Minnesota person: | SWIM SUIT TIME! QUICK BEFORE IT CHANGES ITS MIND AND GETS COLD AGAIN! |
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Best pick up line:
| Boy: | I have concert tickets. |
| * I have ONE DIRECTION concert tickets | |
| ** I have ONE DIRECTION ULTIMATE VIP TICKETS | |
| ***I AM ONE DIRECTION. |
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