i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
Inspired by (x)
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”❞