when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
31st July 1980