- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?
I want him.
when im feeling bad about my appearance i think…you know, in skyrim it doesnt matter what u look like you can be a big orc or a cat lady or an old decrepit man it doesnt change the fact that you are the dragonborn. YOU are the DRAGONBORN you have the SOUL of a dragon and your body does not change that. dont feel bad about yourself because you are the dragonborn
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean,…
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result
scandalous wow cover your eyes
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL
DEAN WILL STILL BE A DEMON
Slow clap for the Buffy fandom