microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend


intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress


fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies


comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert


darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*


sextective:

31st July 1980


thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

❝All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady.❞

Shmoop (via kissfistthat)

You’re goddamn right she did.

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